Im slipping. I am writing this on Saturday, May 23rd at 4:38am having completely missed Friday. This COVID-19 quarantine situation has made me lose all sense of time. With that in mind I have completely missed out on yesterday’s launch of Saints Row: The Third Remastered. The third Saints Row game is arguably the best entry in the franchise and unlike the very lazy PS4 remaster of Mafia 2, this game has been blessed with a serious overhaul.
The Full Package, Remastered – With enhanced graphics, improved lighting, reworked environments, and visual effects, Steelport and The Third Street Saints have never looked so good.
City of Sin – Disrupt and dismantle the Syndicate stranglehold on weapons, cybercrime, and criminal rackets. Discover the secrets of Steelport, where there is action on every street corner, for better or, more likely, worse.
Weapons of Crass Destruction – It’s one thing to defeat your enemies. It’s another to humiliate them. Hover jets, human cannonball cars and outrageous melee weapons are all part of the fun.
Crazy Character Customisation – Create the most outlandish characters ever seen, from washed-up celebrities to maskless ninja pirates. Inside every sinner, there is a Saint. Who will you become?
Over The Top Co-op – Fly solo or play online with a homie. Give freefall skydiving a try, landing in your partner’s flaming pickup as you make a desperate run toward a heavily armed Syndicate base. Steelport is always more fun with a friend.
All DLC included – All three expansion mission packs and more than 30 pieces of DLC from the original version.
If you need me I will be in Steelport blowing up shit for no real reason.